Idea # four: A few ways to resolve a crushed toe situation

Idea # 4: This is just a quickie just for fun. If your girlfriend / mother of your child accidentally crushes her toes with an Eames chair give her some sympathy and offer to rub warm oils in to them because it might hurt. If not you could just send her your best webbed toe wishes right here. So my idea this evening is to come up with a really clever way of protecting BIG toes from getting squished under chair legs. And here are a few simple but inventive solutions: 1) Wear chunky shoes 2) don't sit on chairs 3) get freakin over it 4) the plasters and codine based drugs from the chemist are in the cupboard in the bathroom 5) be more careful 6) you are soft 7) get real that never hurt as much as you made out baby 8) it's OK i have some special stuff for them big toes 9) what can I do for you today 10) what can I do for you now. Either way you're toe-tally buggered. Sleep well violent chairs. Stumped if I can think of any good ideas to fix this almighty conundrum.