19.4.11

Destroy me and buy my car dot com | GT6 FOR SALE | Charity Auction | #buybensgt6




Please don't buy my 1973 MK3 Triumph GT6.

As seen on JY Classics and Google Street View.

Raise some cash for charity!

***UPDATE: RESERVE PRICE SLASHED FROM £8,000 TO 7,000!!!*** +++ START YOUR BIDDING NOW +++

It's breaking my heart to write this post already and I've only just started. It's a tear jerker. I was made redundant from my last job late last year. I've been a full time dad for the past nearly five months, looking after my delightful little three year old Dotty and trying to give the lovely other-half time to get out there and set up her own trend research business - that appears to be going quite well.

Unfortunately being a full time pop doesn't pay the bills and I don't get paid for tidying up and putting away, doing the dishes, fixing up the garden or popping over the road to the Lower Red Lion for a cheeky pint of JHB (a rather fine Oakham Ale). Apparently I have to pay my way or face the music. That means helping out towards the mortgage, paying the bills, paying back the OD and credit cards, paying for a bit of childcare here and there, paying back the loan on the family car, bag after bag after bag of rocket salad, coffee, peanut butter and balsamic vinegar etc. Jobseekers allowance doesn't go very far. I have to get a job. Full stop.

In the short term I'm faced with the horrible reality that I have to sell my one true love, my pride and joy, my great escape, my baby - the Triumph GT6 Mk3 that I've held on to like a gecko to a wall for far too long (in the other-half's mad and unreasonable mind anyway). Farewell my love. Sniff sniff.

Here she goes... The old child to feed / can't stick a child seat in a vintage 2 seat coupe and whizz off on a family holiday with half a ton of rocket salad story. I'm not going to give the car away tho - there's a premium associated with my loss.

Firstly I need to keep the wolf from the door AKA drop some coins in the family purse and get the GF off my back - maybe paving the way for this years Le Mans trip (on foot if I have to) that is under threat too.

Secondly, whilst I'm at it I'd like to try and raise some extra cash to give to the Multiple Sclerosis Society in lieu of chickening out of the London Marathon charity run this year. Come on there's only one way to travel and it's not on all fours (how I would have finished the final 25.5 miles). P.S. My mum has MS - it's not just a totally random cause. Once I've sold my baby I may have to borrow her hot electric wheels tho!

Thirdly, as a jobseeker looking for work in the digital marketing area I may as well do something totally daft to grab some potential employers attention for a split second by making a big to medium even moderate splash across the interweb. Here's my LinkedIn page if that's you.

So to quickly restate my objectives:

  1. Sell my car and make some quick n dirty cash to save my bacon
  2. Make money for charity
  3. Get a job faster than a speeding GT6


Tell me about that incredible 1973 Triumph GT6 Mk 3!





The technical stuff:

  • Triumph GT6 mk3 in stunning Sapphire Blue
  • 2 Litre straight six engine - yes six cylinders!
  • Goes like a "scared cat"
  • Overdrive gearbox - drops in & out sweetly / in 3rd and 4th as is normal
  • K&N filters / Stromberg Carbs - all clean and mean
  • Twin pipes
  • Rock solid chassis - and tidy underneath
  • Four minilite alloy wheels / steel spare in the boot
  • Clean & shiny and tidy - in and out
  • About 70,000 on the clock - it's in the garage / I can't remember exactly
  • Full box of history - inc. original owners manual and MOT certificates
  • Fully restored seven years - have photos etc
  • A1+ / £9,500 agreed value by Triumph Sports Six Club in 2007
  • Once owned by someone called Benjamin Dominic Jolly - comedy coincidence
  • Kept in garage over recent arctic winter
  • Taxed till end of August
  • MOT to end of July
  • The usual box of various bits and bobs
  • Reserve price £7,000 + (including a charity donation)


+++ THE EBAY AUCTION STARTS AT 3PM ON FRIDAY 29TH APRIL +++ WATCH THIS SPACE / HERE YOU GO +++

More car history...


Dreams are made of cars like these. Check out the full res pictures of my baby on Flickr. You may have seen my baby on Google Street View - car thieves please note that it's currently securely parked up in a secret location (in a nice dry garage) and there are no tools kept in the back overnight anyway. It's also As seen on JY Classics - scroll down the page to see what monsieur John Yarnell, the Triumph boffin who sold me the car in the first place had the cheek to say in his customer's car gallery.

Actually below is a carbon copy of what trusty KY had to say about my car on his web 2.0 litre cars for sale page before I purchased it in part exchange for my rusty Triumph Spitfire. Bloody hell you should see what he said about the old spit - the cheeky b******d.

Word for word copy of John's original ad...

GT6 MK3 1973

Restored in 2003 (photos included) and looking stunning in sapphire blue with shadow blue interior on minilite alloy wheels, I have to confess to a short delay in advertising it as I've been borrowing it myself!

Excellent, powder coated chassis and good panel gaps all round. Sills and floor are as you would expect, perfect and no rust on the car to keep you awake at night.

Overdrive gearbox, Kenwood radio cassette with electric ariel, K&N air filters, stainless steel exhaust, immobilizer, woodrim steering wheel.

Now for the really good bit... 49,000 miles from new (no, not a misprint, forty nine thousand!) with history and every single MOT certificate to prove it. We've just checked with Carol Vorderman and she makes that an average of about 28 miles a week since 1973!

Keep it in this condition you won't loose a penny.


Even more car history...

Since buying the car in 2007 the blue goddess has been lovingly fully serviced by John every year. I've put on about 20,000 (yes Twenty thousand real miles!) and I even snapped it on the M25 reaching 66,666 miles. New horns - toot toot. The interior has been tidied up with new door cards, new glove box, and mounting for the stereo which has been updated to a Sony CD player / Face off thing that can take an aux IPod jack thingy. The front screen rubber and trim has been replaced. It's had a new head and new overdrive gearbox fitted surgically, again by John. The passenger side rear wing, rear bumper and back plate have been replaced again lovingly by John at a cost of something like £5,000 to the very good insurance company of the driver that bumped the backend whilst it was parked outside my house - perfect job. Just about every part stuck on to the engine has been replaced or upgraded including new high torque starter motor, new alternator, new electronic ignition - fitted in the distributor cap, new HT leads, new and bigger radiator, new shiny wheel nuts all round, etc etc. Stupid stainless steel bullet like wing mirrors have been replaced with more functional rectangular version. In the last few months I've completely stripped and serviced the carbs with a complete refurb kit from Rimmer Brothers - including new o-rings, gaskets, spindles, needles, with tweaking and balancing (OK it wasn't me. I used a proper mechanic known locally for his Stephen Hawkins like knowledge of these complex and mind boggling things - not called John - called Steve - a local mechanic without a fancy website). The bonnet has been tidied up by Steve and re-sprayed recently to remove a small but annoying dent in the bulge, a few stone chips and stress wear on the weak points where the bonnet flexes when raised. It's running like clockwork and sounds incredible. To quote the chap I referred to as a Hawkins "It goes like a scared cat".

Confessions: Very minor amount of surface rust under floor mats. Some minor paint lifting and chips that have all been touched up. Metalwork solid throughout though. Small area of paint discolouration on passenger side of boot that could do with dusting over. Small 1p size chip in top of passenger side windscreen - has not moved in 2 years and does not affect MOT.

The Triumph Sports Six Club (TSSC) valued my baby at £9,500 for insurance and rated it A1+ in 2007. Unfortunately the valuation and condition is non transferable but all you need to do is send in a few snaps and a description for your own valuation. You need to be a member of the TSCC to get a valuation for insurance. Membership costs around £40 a year and you get a sit-on-the-bog worthy monthly member's magazine too. Annual insurance with Footman James costs less than £200. Tax is about the same.

Considering the insane minty condition and fact that these babies are as rare as hens teeth I'd like to put £7,000 back in to the family coffers in compensation for you driving away in my dream boat car. In my mind you may as well be running off with my girlfriend. I'll be posting the car on eBay shortly - watch this space - and don't forget the charity bit - see below / it's important!

+++ THE EBAY AUCTION STARTS AT 3PM ON FRIDAY 29TH APRIL +++ WATCH THIS SPACE / CLICK HERE +++

What's all this about the MS Society and Charity?

Owning a car like this costs about a million pounds a year to keep on the road so if you have that kind of cash knocking about you've probably got more money than brains / you are incredibly successful and very kind / or you have a very understanding girlfriend - one of the above anyway. Either way you can spare a little bit extra for a good cause too!

I'll be selling the car on eBay. I'm confident that I'll get the £7,000 which will be set as the reserve for my car but I want the car to go to a good home where it will be loved. Talking about love, I want to do something for my mum and people like her with Multiple Sclerosis too. I'll keep the £7,000 reserve price for the car in order to carry on living myself and every half penny above the reserve price will be given to the MS Society when I have received payment from the buyer / handed over the keys.

I'll accept bids on eBay (I will add a link here). Get in touch if you have any questions! Obviously the car goes to the highest bidder.

+++ THE EBAY AUCTION STARTS AT 3PM ON FRIDAY 29TH APRIL +++ WATCH THIS SPACE / BID NOW +++

Want to see my Triumph GT6 in the flesh and hear it roar?

See my baby stealing the show at the Royal Wedding Street Party that I'm organizing at the Lower Red Lion pub in St Albans on the 29th April. The car will be parked in the car park. Burgers and beverages will be available.

On Facebook? Sign up to the Royal Wedding Street Party to view my car in St Albans on the 29th!

Alternatively IF ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED I'll drive her down to the Ace Café in North London for a lunchtime viewing one day after the Royal Wedding. Give me a shout and let me know if you are interested in looking at my GT6 and grabbing some sausage, egg and chips at the famous petrol head Mecca... Located conveniently just off the A406 at the bottom of the M1.


Get in touch!

If you have any questions please Tweet me @benferrier with the hashtag #buybensgt6, or leave a comment right here on my blog. If you'd like a private viewing please feel free to contact me by email - I'm sure I can do that too.


Just the job

Marketing jobs! Yes please. Contact me straight away so I don't have to sell my lovely car! If you give me a job that starts first time before the auction ends I'll donate half of my first month's salary to the MS Society - and keep the car.

7.4.11

Eat my shorts dot com



Not enough guns and knives ehh!

Further to my recent "whats in my sink dot com" idea that was taken to the cleaners by someone I shall refer to only as "G" to protect his/her identity. Herewith find below a new idea called "what can I quickly cobble together in response to being stabbed in the back dot com" or "eat my shorts dot com". Possibly even "handbags at dawn dot com".

In my counter criticism blag you'll find:

  • Spy camera

  • Getaway car keys

  • Wallet [black / stealth]

  • Aslan the lion water squirter

  • Big heavy and durable torch

  • Pistols

  • Tea strainer [smart people don't tea bag]

  • Steak knife

  • Potato peeler [deceptively deadly]

  • Another knife

  • Dinner party knife [perfect for black tie op's]

  • Pink knife

  • Abacus [for calculating getaway times]

  • Spud gun

  • Ammo for above [full 6 chip clip]

  • Childs hands

5.4.11

What's in my sink dot com



Some filthy things in my sink.

Thinking about how stupidly easy it is to create a stupid idea for the first time in a short while I thought I'd share this ridiculous idea for a new website called "whatsinmysink.com" based entirely on the fabulous website called what's in my pocket dot com AKA "Everydaycarry.com" that I'd nearly forgotten about but I was reminded about five minutes ago on Facebook by my old IT Jedi master. I'm genuinely sink to death of washing up the same old stuff every day:p Would it not be far more interesting to wash up some other suckers dirty stuff?

What's in your dirty sink then?

Further to the above idea I'd also like to register my intent to set up the geo-location service called "We do any washing up dot com", "We buy your washing up dot com" and "I'll do your washing up dot com".

P.S. Further to the above again I'd just like to remind you of an old proverb that someone like Guy Kawaski [you know the one on Twitter.com] would probably post - along the lines of - "It's not what is your dirty sink that is the ball-ache. It's the mountain of filth on your IKEA worktop next to your sink that needs washing up that is the big problem." ~Disherwasherupicus

4.4.11

Dirty Weekend Breaks


Getting down with the Dirt in Stockwell.

I had a fat free pass and caught some Dirtburg at the Queens Head in Stockwell on Saturday. Woooooo. Get some crotch level video action from the beastly night below - featuring three sweaty MC's and one DJ [beasti-like] with a side order of dirty drum-n-bass sticks and utterly filthy scratchy guitar. Dig more dirt on Facebook here or watch more dirty dirtburger action at the Monarch in Camden there. P.S. As Ringo from the band just pointed out the sound is shite on these recordings but was honestly crisp on the night. Finger on the mic? Probably. P.P.S. Apparently if you could actually make out what they were saying it would give you a hernia anyway.











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