The worlds smallest mutant tomato

Introducing the worlds smallest mutant tomato. This wee fella measuring in at about the size of a 2p coin side to side (not end to end) was harvested at the weekend. It's from a naturally occurring small tomato variety but it's mutated to take the form of a pigs swollen knackers, with a eunuch stump. I'm not going to go in to gory detail about the tiny seed. I'm going to eat it soon. Unless I receive any tasty offers in the region of £250 upwards - make me an offer. Due to international fruit-porn restrictions unable to post overseas. Will swap for funny spuds / religious fruit.

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